1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal ************************************************************ - Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. - At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case. - Turn off the mixer thingy. - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit off of the floor. - Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. - Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
- Check the Crown Royal.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table. - Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find. - Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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My 4th grader came home and asked me why the Turkey crossed the road. I said I don't know son, tell me why. He said: He crossed the road to prove he wasn't chicken...
and there ya have it.
Here's one for ya. You can use it on the 4th of July.
..he who goes forth with a fifth on the fourth, may not go forth on the fifth.
Why I like Christmas. The smell of the Pine, the clear Mountain Air, & that we celebrate that Jesus was born on this day. Its pretty much his day, not mine, he's not here, so I give his presents to my kids instead.
Yesturday's history, tomorrows a mystery and today is the present, that why it's called a Gift.
...and then there's football.
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Christmas is the look of excitement and anticipation in children's eyes.
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