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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS Body: Q1. If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Q2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. ------------------------------------------------------------
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Yet, CCM, when compared side by side to a similar listing of the "foibles" of the members of the current Administration, the Congress has a rather clean record.
And the top dog in the Administration may be the "guiltiest" of all.
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Cash is this accurate? Thats hysterical! the Fire Police and Sanitation Dept. couldnt except them
BUT CONGRESS COULD!
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
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rimasco I cannot at this moment confirm the statistics through police documentation. This was sent to me by a friend of mine, however I have seen statistics very very similar if not the same before.
all you need to remember is ted kennedy and you will be like "oh of course"
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i'm not sure i remember either bdgee. we are having the same weather you are in ft. worth except with more humidity. when you walk in the grass it crackles and there are a lot of grasshoppers! it's almost labor day !!!!
will stand in it when and if it rains and let you know for sure !
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Ok all you southern, sun baked, raisin looking fellas. Come January, why don't you all car pool together and come spend a weekend at my place. I'll pitch a couple of tents for you in the back yard. Then you can head up to jordanreedville for a real taste of winter. We'll send you packing back south with not much of anything between your legs except a shrunken turtle head. See, up here we go the whole winter looking straight down at our toes with nothing in-between obscuring our vision. That's when you know winter has set in up here, your "unit" recesses and stays put until spring, unless it's needed for sumpin.
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quote:Originally posted by Relentless.: impossible.. Mississippi heat and humidity vaporized the little tyke weeks ago.
Well that should be a tough lesson learned then. Can't walk around with it hanging out in that kind of heat. Poof! In an instant, you're a Eunuch. Guess you don't have to worry about coming north then. Won't have any effect on you.
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quote:Originally posted by Relentless.: impossible.. Mississippi heat and humidity vaporized the little tyke weeks ago.
Well that should be a tough lesson learned then. Can't walk around with it hanging out in that kind of heat. Poof! In an instant, you're a Eunuch. Guess you don't have to worry about coming north then. Won't have any effect on you.
Grew up in the wonderous temperate northland.. above the border.. Thinking about returning now that I've lost everything.
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You got a big ol' tent? With room for a woodburner?
Sure, come on up Tex. Not now, wait till January or so. I'll set up a nice tent for you in the snow. I picture you to be a big, tough ole hombre but I'll give you all of 5 minutes outside in a Wisconsin winter and you'll be at my door whimpering like a kitten.
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quote:Originally posted by Relentless.: impossible.. Mississippi heat and humidity vaporized the little tyke weeks ago.
Well that should be a tough lesson learned then. Can't walk around with it hanging out in that kind of heat. Poof! In an instant, you're a Eunuch. Guess you don't have to worry about coming north then. Won't have any effect on you.
Grew up in the wonderous temperate northland.. above the border.. Thinking about returning now that I've lost everything.
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I want room for my gals...hence, the woodburner.
And, no, I wouldn't leave here, now...it's just getting good. The grass is merely crispy, not explosive.
Purty soon? You can fly around like Spring-Boot Jack, once each step goes POW beneath your boot. Why you think we wear boots? You can ride a horse in tennis shoes...
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