quote:Originally posted by glassman: i like munchie.... i don't understand why you guys are so ruff on him...
it's not his fault he's vertically challenged...
lol.. you like him so much?.. Give him your email so he can pester you five times a day with pleas to tell Purl he loves her.. and how he feels wronged by his dismissal from allstocks...
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Here's one I saved.. doubfull he can see it as he can't get past the page telling him he's banned...
To Relentless Depot:
You wrote:
"Yeah, you really are a moron.. first;" _____
Okay, if it will make you feel better, the Munchkin Man is a moron.
There now. Are you happy?
The real truth of the matter is that the Munchkin Man is learning disabled.
But if makes you feel better to refer a mentally handicapped person as a moron, go right ahead. _______________________________________
You wrote:
"I've been banned from allstocks before.. and it took me all of fifteen minutes to get back on... Since you can't figure that out.. obviously you are a moron." _____
The Munchkin Man's vocational rehabilitational counselor has lined up to start taking some computer literacy courses starting in September.
As a result of the Munchkin Man's training, hopefully the Munchkin Man will learn how to get back on the Allstocks posting forums again.
Maybe the Munchkin Man will hire a computer geek to come over and do it for him. The Munchkin Man is fully aware that the cost of this service will be well over $100. ______________________________________
You wrote:
"There is not such illness that makes one think talking in the third person all the time witty." _____
The illness truly exists. You either believe it or you don't.
Trust the Munchkin Man when he says that he gets no joy or gratification out of being "witty" with this disease.
This disease is not a blessing. It is a curse.
Try going to a job interview sometime and being forced to talk about yourself in the third person because that is the only way you are able to communicate.
It's downright humiliating.
That's why the Munchkin Man has a vocational rehabilitation counselor who is trying to find him meaningful and gainful employment. _____________________________________
You wrote:
"You are a moron for trying to tell me there is..." _____
It obviously give you great pleasure to keep on calling the Munchkin Man a moron.
So go ahead and keep right on doing so.
If the Munchkin Man is a moron, the Munchkin Man is not going to be a moron for very long.
That's why the Munchkin Man is trying to improve himself by taking these computer literacy courses in the fall.
The Munchkin Man wants to learn.
Then maybe the Munchkin Man will be able to find the kind of job where they won't mind if the Munchkin Man speaks in the third person.
The Munchkin Man's vocational rehabilitation counselor has also told him it's against the American Disabilities Act to discriminate against the Munchkin Man's job seeking efforts because of his third person communication disorder (TPCD).
The Munchkin Man just thought of something.
A lot of people are fearful of people with mental handicaps.
Could this be the reason why the Munchkin Man got banned from Allstocks?
Because the people at Allstocks are frightened of the Munchkin Man?
Because the people at Allstocks feel threatened by the Munchkin Man?
The Munchkin Man will leave it to you to ponder over these questions.
The Munchkin Man has to go now.
It is getting time for the Munchkin Man's bath.
Take very good care.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man ======================================================================== I wrote back:
You were not banned because you only speak in the third person.. You were banned because you are annoying... You are annoying because you witlessly promote a downtrending, diluting stock. We at allstocks don't take kindly to people who promote scam stocks... We actually pride ourselves on being able to bust the scam stocks. Perhaps you can find another stock oriented message board more to your liking. I assure you, that if you do actually make it back onto allstocks, the regulars there will never stop making fun of you. Have a nice night.
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Yeah but with his add.. you'd never get the beer back as he darted around, perpetually asking "What's this?... The munchkin man wants to know what this is" Of course if he was at your place it would be; "Tsss OWWW HOT... Tsssssssss OWWW HOT... Tsssss OWWW HOT"
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i am thinking to make me up one of these.... and maybe even market them?
Wealth Bowl Place a wealth bowl in a cupboard. The ceramic or crystal bowl can be round, oval or gourd shaped with a narrow opening. The narrow opening will ensure that the wealth enters easily but goes out with difficulty. Fill this bowl with the nine Chinese coins tied together and placed in a red coloured packet. Also add some real money, semi precious stones, pearls, and crystal like beads, real gold or fake gold ingots - till the brim. Turn over the contents of the bowl once a year to activate it.
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