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There will be no missle testing. I repeat: there will be no missle testing. I have just stepped out of an 11th hour, secret meeting with Kim Jong, and have averted the testing of this missle.
It wasn't easy convincing Kim Jong to change his mind about the missle especially when my pet Bavarian Boar Ludwig jumped in his lap and took a sh*t in his crotch. Ludwig nearly blew the whole deal.
Apparently Ludwig got sick after eating some bad Korean sushi. Kim Jong threatened to execute Ludwig on serve him on skewers to his two sons, Wang Chung and Dong Bong. But my dedicated 19 year-old maid Veronique quickly sprang to action and cleaned up Ludwig's heaping pile.
With haste, I setup my portable turntable and spun a hot Ace of Base set, which I knew was one of Kim Jong's favorite Euro groups. Alas, all's well that ends well. Kim Jong promised to add me to his Outlook address book!
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He tried to purchase my dedicated 19 year-old French maid Veronique for $942. I told him I'm not taking any less than a thousand. After two hours of haggling between $942 and $999, we moved on to other important matters like Al Gore's new global warming movie and our love for Shirley Temple films.
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Oh I was positive it was Iran first up untill I saw a few well placed articles detailing NK's human rights violations.. Beats me man.. it's a coin toss right now.
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Here is the clencher that I'm waiting for. A couple months ago CNN did this big expose' on North Korea and what really happens behind the boarder. If they start ramping that up in the evenings again instead of Iraq stuff...that tells me all I need to know.
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yep, that's the stuff I usually go by.. who's being hyped as the great evil... I was quite sure it was Iran just because of all of our strategery of late.. Afghanistan and Iraq being precursosrs to invading what lies between them... But here comes a series of articles and hype about how bad China's arms dealer is.. odd.. is it a head fake or something else? Either way we are taking both of them on in the long run.
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This little pigmy commie borrows jumpsuits from castro and wears the same sunglasses as slum city whores.. we can't let him get his short little fingers on anything nuclear.
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He's wearing my dedicated 19 year-old French maid Veronique's sunglasses. She picked those up in Milan last month. After the crotch incident with Ludwig, Veronique either had to give him the sunglasses or an Epsom salt enema...
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Cross Jpy bidding (Gbp/Jpy, Eur/Jpy) have left [USD/JPY] languishing in the mid 115s, 116 barrier defence adding its bit to cap generally positive Usd sentiment. The 200 day m.a. (115.86) has also drawn out some tech led selling. Note though, a 116.02-116.52 gap on European charts which will attract tech based bidding in addition to momentum funds eyeing a build of option related stops above the figure. 146 barrier defense earlier put a lid on Eur/Jpy, and German bank plus UK clearer sales have subsequently seen 145 penetrated. There is also talk of Japanese exporters repeatedly using current levels to hedge overseas earnings. The news North Korea is fuelling a long range rocket could work to erase the currently bid Jpy tone should it lead to a test firing.
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The whole world is all waiting for that little pot bellied pigmy to fire off his lone missle.. I sure hope the Prez was listening to glass and shoots it down.
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quote:Originally posted by The Bigfoot: So what do you think.
North Korea first or Iran first?
It will be Iran first if anything. Two reasons:
#1 The size of the NK army #2 Iran doesn't have nukes yet, we can still deal with them conventionally without threat of nuclear retaliation.
.....Unless of course we piss around and waste time trying to get permission to stop them from the UN (AKA Socialist/Communist Goon Squad) and in the meantime Iran completes a nuclear bomb.... Kinda like what happened with NK....
I think one thing a lot of people fail to realize is that once Pandora's box is open and a dictator/dictatorship acquires nuclear weapons, it is a whole new ball game. NK already has a seat at the nuclear table. Iran does not yet. I hope someone has the balls to make sure it stays that way for our sake, and for the sake of the rest of the world.
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Last thing the world needs is another nuclear wepon I don't like N.Korea or Iran to have any but we all knew that this day would come when other nations built there own it was coming sooner or later can't be stopped without a lot of damage at this point. I wish disarmorment would have worked not against war 100% but I am a nuclear one
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