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A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Bushcronium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact and leaves behind a greasy residue. A minute amount of Bushcronium causes one reaction, which normally completes in microseconds, to take over 4 days. Bushcronium has a normal half-life of multiples of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
All attempts to quantify the density of Bushcronium have failed.
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I don't think I've laughed this hard since Nancy Pelosi last opened her mouth...
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LMAO. One of the incredible properties of Bushcronium is it acts like Kryptonite on Dimocrats, lowering their unarguably super high IQ's to moron levels. Witness how a micro micrgram at the debate between Superman..er....Algore, in 2000 turned Sup...er....Algore into a stiff with a stupid look on his face. The Dogface Man..er...John Kerry and his little attack poodle,Howard Dean, were similarly affected,causing Lurch...er..JK to stumble around in a daze.
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You guys didn't pay attention back in English class in junior high, did you.......
I'm trying to at least give you credit for the ability to read and write, if you'd have tried...but, it could be you were never tardy or missed class even one solitary time and you just aren't set too high on the IQ scale, but I don't wanna assume that. The other possibility is that you passed up the chance to learn reaading and writing and critical thinking. So sad......
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What does English class have to do with writing? I make my living as a copywriting/marketing.
My grammar is horrific, but I can sit down and write an incredibly compelling, direct-response driven piece of writing.
Are you chiding us because you thought you had created a brilliantly funny piece of writing, and you didn't get the expected response?
Based on your post, that's the only conclusion I can come to.
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"What does English class have to do with writing? I make my living as a copywriting/marketing."
Make that be more than 35 years professional editing and writing experience or I'll have to pull seniority. I've done that silly ad nonsense, too. It isn't difficult. You just have to eschew all semblance of integrity, then it is absurdly easy.
I can't be surprised that you can find no other conclusion. You can't have been informed by the Party that fast excatly what you may and must say and even had you been, you would need time to memorize it.
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I'm a Libetarian. That's my "party". Your attempt at humor is poor.
My writing has pulled in over $500,000 worth of funding for an organization that provides disaster relief and emergency response services free of charge. There's plenty of integrity in what I do.
I've sat at the feet and learned from some of the best copywriters to ever walk the face of the earth. Folks like Gary Halbert, John Carlton, and Dan Kennedy.
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"My writing has pulled in over $500,000 worth of funding for an organization that provides disaster relief and emergency response services free of charge."
Only $500,000? You are way way behind.
Sorry, but you don't manage to impress me with that bragging , because I was there and did way more.
Ever hear of John Walter? Bet they have.
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