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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

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My wife said,
Know how I made a millionaire out of you?
I said,
How?
She said,
I started you off with two million.

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DO YOU KNOW WHY CUBAN'S NEVER TAKE A SHOWER???


THEY ALWAY'S WASH UP ON SHORE

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"IT'S NOT LUCK IT'S DAYTRADIN'"

"HERE'S MY 2 CENT'S, SEE IF YA CAN TURN IT INTO A BUCK"

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K, how is drinking Coors Light like making love at da beach?

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???????????

p.s........got one in my hand now

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"IT'S NOT LUCK IT'S DAYTRADIN'"

"HERE'S MY 2 CENT'S, SEE IF YA CAN TURN IT INTO A BUCK"

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went with Miller Lite tonite--cute grrlzz giving away stuff--got a radio shaped like a bottle cap, lol. Anyway:

CUZ IT"S PRETTY F'N NEAR WATER...

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LOL.........why ya gotta do me like that .....lol....as long as pitt wins tomm life is good on da train......


hey tex.....what's the cuban national anthem??

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hey, *everybody* makes fun of us Coors Light guys...

Tex, Jr lights Denver; if Pitt plays like they did against Manning? Plummer's done--too one-dimensional

OK, I give, the Cuban Nat'l Anthem?

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********** ROW ROW YOUR BOAT***************

I GOT MY MONEY ON PITT & SEAT

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"IT'S NOT LUCK IT'S DAYTRADIN'"

"HERE'S MY 2 CENT'S, SEE IF YA CAN TURN IT INTO A BUCK"

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lol, 2 x 4s count, right?

*******

ya, 'Hawks gonna be tough...but Steve Smith a factor.

good luck with em

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i think i got um .....i was 4&0 last week .......we gonna get um

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4-0 is pretty strong--Pitt came up with the answer: BANG MANNING. lol but ya dodge a bullet on that last FG attempt!

I looked into some online places at the first season, but never settled on a good one...I do like that one bet they got, where if ya win the first one, you can lose the second one and still go on to the third game...

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quote:
Originally posted by Ktrain420:
DO YOU KNOW WHY CUBAN'S NEVER TAKE A SHOWER???


THEY ALWAY'S WASH UP ON SHORE

Oh, snap

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quote:
Originally posted by BuyTex:
went with Miller Lite tonite--cute grrlzz giving away stuff--got a radio shaped like a bottle cap, lol. Anyway:

CUZ IT"S PRETTY F'N NEAR WATER...

Back in the day it was not called "Light" or "Light" (light was the spelling of the first so advertised by Pearl) beer, but "near beer". Here in Texas the alcohol content was defined by the Legislature as 3.2% or less and restrictions on the sale of "alcoholic beverages" did not apply to near beer.

When so called "light beer came to be advertised heavily back in the 70s, for a time it was known, byt the beer drinkers of that day, as "practice beer".

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Beej, when we first started going to National Finals Rodeo up in Oklahoma City?

Shocked we were! 3.2 beer?

What fresh hell is this?

We learned to carry more, from home...

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Texans are strange.........
Whoops!! in coming! coming........I'm running...

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strange?

cuz we like land where you don't grow mold on yur skin?

hmmmm....I don't remember any Texas folk BEGGING for help about ants eating our house...

The deal is: you guys need to send rain our way [Big Grin]

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Mold? Huh, lot you know!
We prefer to call it rust..So there!

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rain--need rain...

not a thundershower...

slow, sweet, kiss-my-forehead rain, for about 3 weeks

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I,m glad you all quit for a min.My sister was starting to grow mold on her moles, and the dog needs to pee an i need a beer
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quote:
Originally posted by BuyTex:
rain--need rain...

not a thundershower...

slow, sweet, kiss-my-forehead rain, for about 3 weeks

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Grapes of Wrath? Dustbowl again? Giant Fire Ants, eating Texans?

Oh, the humanity of it all!!

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Heck, this ain't no draut. That was bak in tuh 50s.

They say 'twas started in 50 and ended in 57, but they ain't ryte. That thar draut begun itself ryte after the damn flud in 49 thut had water into the secant floor ov Monkey Wards on West 7th.

But they's ryte about it endin in 57. Ah's camped out up stream about 4 miles o the brand spankin new Benbrook Dam they built to stop another flood from gettin into the Monkey Wards when the rain started. On the second day of the of rain, we discovered the dry crik we'd come across had fillt up and we's trapped on a triangle of mud with warter on three sides. We broke camp and had ta swum the crik and hike it out. Just made it......nuther day and whur we was camped was at the bottom of a brand spankin new lake that was a runnin 11 foot over the spillway.

Iffen yur ever fishin out thar and ya snag up a old timy WW II canteen and cookin kit from the bottum, it's mine and so's that irn skillet we left and the Coleman lantern too.

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Rain, now . . .

Thank God

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Still raining in Seattle?

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I hope so, the Seahawks play better in the rain than the Panthers!
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Yep, Thank God and the devil and Bill Shakesphear's witches or whoever else, IT'S WET!
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Should be a barnburner. I'd still like to see the 6th seed Steelers vs. the 5th seed Panthers. It would be the lowest seeds to ever meet each other in the Super Bowl.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff101:
quote:
Originally posted by BuyTex:
rain--need rain...

not a thundershower...

slow, sweet, kiss-my-forehead rain, for about 3 weeks

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Grapes of Wrath? Dustbowl again? Giant Fire Ants, eating Texans?

Oh, the humanity of it all!!

no dust bowl--prairie fires, all through this country, up into Oklahoma

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