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Originally posted by lilpennypincher:
Having a Bad Day????


In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless
of their
medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to
why
the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a
worldwide team
of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see
for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy
objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


Having a Bad Day????


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez
Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two
of
the most expensively saved animals were being
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers.

A minute later, in full view,! a killer whale ate them both.


Still think you are having a Bad Day????


A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she
whacked him
with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up
to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having a Bad Day????


Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding
madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.


What?? STILL having a Bad Day????


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter
bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


There now, feeling better????

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