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makes dwarf tossing seem pretty tame by comparison...makes you wonder about people, now don't it? As in, what were they thinking? I've often wondered about the first few to realize that a grizzly can outrun a horse...you'd think after the lion broke a dozen or so necks, the rest would scatter like a covey of quail...
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Believable...musings on stereotypes, perception, and expectation...
It's the Cambodia tagline. May have worked also from Thailand, due to the press on the (tourist) sex trade.
Had it been from China, scoffers would've jumped it because since Flying Monkeydragons Hidden Tigerbalms, everyone knows their midgets would've escaped the lion's clutches by magic feats acrobatic. From Spain, we would expect the midgets to flamenco a Jose Greco tatoo dance on the lion's head and make something Moorish from the mane. From Mexico, the Green Taxis would jump the sidewalk, crash into the arena, repeatedly sideswipe the lion, then rob the crowd--who would wail then seize the opportunity to finish the wounded beast and sell Tortas de Leon. From Africa, the midgets would be pygmies, who would simply kill it then celebrate with Cow'sBloody Mary's...
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And in Alabama or Georgia or several other places, those midgets would have been pit bulls, that spend most of their lives staked out in the open just out of chain length from one another, only ever allowed away from "their" stake to be tossed into a "pit" with another being, at most one of which will be allowed to leave alive. It's entertainment......sport.
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