If you do you might want to have it removed. Sorry everyone is so serious today.....
Posted by glassman on :
no but HARD is going up today--LOL
Posted by bauer on :
after 4pm EST you will find we arent so serious...
Posted by r.douglas on :
I had stock in ANUS...but after the news the company went to Sh_t!!!
Posted by Randy803 on :
ANUS is really bouncing up and down today! Its a real money maker.
Posted by Randy803 on :
ANUS is really bouncing up and down today! Its a real money maker.
Posted by aznasdq on :
Gotta watch that one doesn't blow up in your face!
Posted by Randy803 on :
I think I am in a good position just to sit on ANUS for the long haul or until it blows out.
Posted by thejohndavid on :
that's just wrong lol
Posted by butwhyowhy on :
i'm gonna hold on to my anus. IMO it's getting ready for a run.
Posted by Randy803 on :
I have thought about selling my ANUS but I just dont see a big profit it in it right now, If I keep sitting on it its bound to get huge and then I can really make some money with it.
Posted by glassman on :
PNS is going up too LOL
Posted by Randy803 on :
Look people ANUS is still at a good entry point just get in and go LONG.
Posted by Marcidius on :
Stock"TA" gave ANUS a strong buy and also said that the most recent candlestick could shove it up close to the resistance level...
lol just having fun with things
Posted by Randy803 on :
Thats the spirit, see its fun to play with your ANUS becouse its so darn cheap!
Posted by Marcidius on :
ANUS seems to be a major day to day play, you can make money in it, and get back out...
the next day in and back out.
ROFL!
Posted by realityinc21 on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: PNS is going up too LOL
WITH ANUS AND PNS I AM SET FOR LIFE..JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO GROW AND GROW AND GROW....THE RETRACE THEN GROW GROW GROW..LOL
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Posted by Randy803 on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: PNS is going up too LOL
Its funny how talk about ANUS made PNS go up today? Wierd?
Posted by glassman on :
the good news is that afterall this bullish activity today the cmkm certificates will be worth something--LOL
Posted by waterwitch on :
You people are just too funny! Good way to start the week. Thanks for the tip on PNS.
Posted by realityinc21 on :
quote:Originally posted by waterwitch: You people are just too funny! Good way to start the week. Thanks for the tip on PNS.
BEAV,
TIPS ON PNS IS A GOOD THING!! LOL
WARD
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Posted by Randy803 on :
I am laughing so hard people are looking into my cube to see whats wrong, I can only say "Its ANUS" between boughts of heavy laughter.
Posted by glassman on :
just the beginning of better things to come
Posted by Marcidius on :
Forgot to tell ya, somebody put an offer up for my ANUS, I refused saying "my ANUS is worth WAYYYY more than that!"
Posted by Randy803 on :
NEWS JUST OUT FOR ANUS!!!!
Health/Medical Writers / Business Editors RENO, Nev.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--ANUS-- John Holmes, CEO, Anal Neu Unified Systems Inc. (OTC: ANUS), today announced that Advanced Biomedical Concepts has been retained to assist in the introduction of its cutting-edge butt plug to the European market. ANUS Concepts is headed by Dick Trickle, who will be responsible for providing close analysis, distribution, distributors, sales programs and promotions. "We think our product can greatly reduce the issue of accidental anal discharge." Our experience in international sales of medical products includes having established distributorships in Europe, Latin America, Australia, Asia, Mexico and Canada. He has started sales organizations in Mexico and Argentina. Linda Loveless, ANUS founder and president, said, "We are pleased and "excited" to have the caliber of experience the butt wonder provides in areas the company needs in order to have an effective introduction and sales growth of the butt plug product line in the European market." Together with company representatives we are scheduled to attend the European Gay Annual Conference in Hamburg, Germany, March 16-20, 2004. ANUS will be featuring its butt plug and related products at the conference. Holmes noted that this conference will be attended by anal specialists from all over the world. Holmes noted that he had received inquiries from Southeast Asia and China who have indicated they will be attending the conference and look forward to learning more about the getting it in the rear concept. Holmes noted that the company's efforts continue for FDA clearance for marketing the Mbutt plug in the United States, and we are optimistic of a favorable development soon.
This press release contains forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. In particular, when used in the preceding discussion, the words "believe," "expects," "projects," "forecasts," "intends," "will," "anticipated," "could" or "may," and similar conditional expressions are intended to identify forward-looking statements within the meaning of the act and subject to the safe harbor created by the act. Except for historical information, all of the statements, expectations and assumptions contained in the foregoing are forward-looking statements that involve a number of risks and uncertainties.
KEYWORD: INTERNATIONAL EUROPE NEVADA INDUSTRY KEYWORD: MANUFACTURING MEDICAL BIOTECHNOLOGY PRODUCT SOURCE: ANUS
CONTACT INFORMATION: ANUS John Holmes, 000-000-0000
Posted by Randy803 on :
Look lets just all stop PUMPING ANUS for a little while before the SEC gets wind of it.
Posted by al68 on :
THIS POST ON EVERYONES ANUS IS DOWN RIGHT HILLARIASS.......
AL
Posted by glassman on :
closing bell in twenty minutes-- Last call
thank you for allowing us to serve you here at the Allstocks Saloon I would like to remind you that we are a Full service bar and casino Poker in the rear and Liquor up front remember to thank the bartenders-dog, PG and be nice to the bouncers as you log out LOL
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Posted by old mullet on :
remember not to fall in love with ANY play. you wouldn't want to be called anal about ANUS.
uncle
Posted by cheesehead on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: PNS is going up too LOL
The symbol just changed to PNUS--thought you guys would like to know, wouldn't want everyone caught with their pants down!
Posted by glassman on :
lights come on
Posted by denzen on :
Thanks for the tips on ANUS. I was just about to load the boat of ANUS butt decided not to follow thru as that the risk was to large considering it's virgin territory.
in tears LOL dz
Posted by old mullet on :
anyone considering PNUS and ANUS should seriously consider a position in CNDM befor deciding to get in.
Posted by glassman on :
all of my positions worked pretty well for me today
Posted by GatorMan on :
ANUS stinks. I wouldn't touch it. There is a lot of paperwork to do before this one gets cleand up.
Posted by GatorMan on :
Now, PNUS is a great stock. I'm always playing around with this one.
Posted by Anna on :
I think there should be an advertising PR regarding your ANUS, and his PNS in dire need of CNDM on QBID.
Posted by al68 on :
I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMEND GETTING A HANDFULL OF PNUS SHARES. THIS STOCK IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO EXPLODE..
AL
Posted by old mullet on :
quote:Originally posted by Anna: I think there should be an advertising PR regarding your ANUS, and his PNS in dire need of CNDM on QBID.
i understand the 4 will eventually merge under the ticker SFSX.
Posted by cabbage22 on :
this thread smells like ass, ANUS must've exploded today.
Posted by old mullet on :
i understand a hostile takeover of QBID is possible by KNKY followed by wholesale liquidation. that would be the end of SFSX trying to gain a firm position.
Posted by ignorantbliss on :
News just in!!! ANUS is about to do a huge split! Everybody get in.
Posted by glassman on :
looks like this party will never END fine with me LOL
Posted by old mullet on :
KINK.E late again.
Posted by Marcidius on :
I heard ANUS was going to be going through a split in the next couple of days.
Rumor also has it, that once the split of ANUS goes through, PNUS and ANUS will be merging.
This could create waves of jealousy in the shareholders of PSY because of the once sought after merger of PNUS and PSY. Interesting concepts!
WOW this is a hilarious thread...omg, could go on for hours!
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Posted by GatorMan on :
Does anyone know if there is any truth to the rumor that PNUS and VGNA are planning a merger?
Posted by Marcidius on :
quote:Originally posted by GatorMan: Does anyone know if there is any truth to the rumor that PNUS and VGNA are planning a merger?
I heard it was PSY
Posted by VNGNTN1 on :
My Wife said I could NOT speak of this thread to any of OUR friends. She also said I hang out with some real bums. I told her if she would have read ALL the posts made that I have read she would know a lot more than she does, & that I am learning about Technicals. Sometimes you must bite the bullet and comprimise? Last week she was upset that Purl Gurl, Kitkatranchgirl, & Diana were very bold. My compromise is to say YES and then get exited over these posts. So please cover me here in case she has more time to read!! VAN PS She says my religion has been flushed down the materialistic sewer? Wish GLASSMAN were her to help me out. Sorry about all the edits, but I haven't talked about ANUS for a long time.
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Posted by old mullet on :
quote:Originally posted by GatorMan: Does anyone know if there is any truth to the rumor that PNUS and VGNA are planning a merger?
VGNA has been having problems dealing with PMS so i would think PNUS would be making a serious mistake tendering an offer to merge until VGNA resolves the current tension. i speak from experience having repeatedly neglected the need for timing the letter of intent.
uncle milty
Posted by GuyInBoxers on :
milty you beat me to a PMS gag!
Posted by cheesehead on :
PNUS traded a little flat today, looking to see much greater volume tomorrow based on the amount of e-mails i get on making PNUS larger. ANUS on the other hand should be a crapper--er, gapper in the morning.
Posted by old mullet on :
quote:Originally posted by VNGNTN1: My Wife said I could NOT speak of this thread to any of OUR friends. She also said I hang out with some real bums. I told her if she would have read ALL the posts made that I have read she would know a lot more than she does, & that I am learning about Technicals. Sometimes you must bite the bullet and comprimise? Last week she was upset that Purl Gurl, Kitkatranchgirl, & Diana were very bold. My compromise is to say YES and then get exited over these posts. So please cover me here in case she has more time to read!! VAN PS She says my religion has been flushed down the materialistic sewer? Wish GLASSMAN were her to help me out.
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that would be well dressed bums living the good life. lol. if you think this is bad, come to one of our BUBBA AND THE BOTTOM FEEDERS shows. one of bubba's favorite lines is " wow, they're walking in on us for a change". actually we haven't had enough seats all of this year. yesterday there wasn't enough standing room and people were being servrd drinks on the sidewalk. ya gotta love mexico.
uncle milty
Posted by VNGNTN1 on :
WHAT A LIFE
Posted by denzen on :
Rumors are flying! The value of PNUS keeps rising.I've also heard PUSI wants to merge and absorb the assets of PNUS. Will be worth getting deep into PUSI DD tonight. Once merged the two entities will be BLIS and the the explosive stock movement will have all participants shouting with joy. As always do your own DD.
dz
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quote:Originally posted by Marcidius: I heard it was PSY
Posted by glassman on :
Sorry i wasn't there to help when you needed me Van--i had some er uh domestic duties to see to. If i read you right i'm sure you can be forgiven for our digressions before you go to sleep tonight--nothing smooths over the bumps in the road like a shuddering white eyed roll-back.
Posted by knee-hi-boot-gurl on :
Rumors are flying that PNUS may begin pumping assets into ANUS. Futher news on this subject will be found on QBID's new cable network! hehe
Posted by GREGDOGG on :
I'm not sure which to buy...
I have PNUS on one hand and ANUS on the other....lololol
But PSY looks so appealing...
Posted by realityinc21 on :
quote:Originally posted by old mullet: VGNA has been having problems dealing with PMS so i would think PNUS would be making a serious mistake tendering an offer to merge until VGNA resolves the current tension. i speak from experience having repeatedly neglected the need for timing the letter of intent.
uncle milty
I SURE GOT A GOOD LAUGH. COMEDY CENTRAL HAS NOTHING ON THE ANUS THREAD. GOOD JOB!!! I E-MAILED IT TO A COUPLE OF PEOPLE TO ENJOY...
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Posted by glassman on :
quote:Originally posted by realityinc21: I SURE GOT A GOOD LAUGH. COMEDY CENTRAL HAS NOTHING ON THE ANUS THREAD. GOOD JOB!!! I E-MAILED IT TO A COUPLE OF PEOPLE TO ENJOY...
I hope Mr Leader enjoys it--i have--LOL
Posted by Anna on :
The merger between PNUS and VGNA was complicated by PMS, but the overwhelming problem, was that PMS and its wholly owned subsiderary CRMP had overwhelming debt and drained VGNA dry, therefore PNUS cancelled the letter of intent and started talks with HAND.
Posted by realityinc21 on :
quote:Originally posted by Anna: The merger between PNUS and VGNA was complicated by PMS, but the overwhelming problem, was that PMS and its wholly owned subsiderary CRMP had overwhelming debt and drained VGNA dry, therefore PNUS cancelled the letter of intent and started talks with HAND.
AND WE ALL KNOW WHEN HAND MERGED WITH PALM IT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING.
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Posted by bibinje on :
this is just too funny,and to think that i actually went to look for the stock when the thread started hehe
Posted by lilpennypincher on :
OMG! You guys have got to stop this.
Cuz......
I can't stop. I'm going to wake the baby. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. Thanks for the entertainment.
Lil
Posted by glassman on :
i liked that one Lil-----
Posted by glassman on :
news bulletin merger of PNS and VGNA new symbol RGSM resulting in spinoff three quarters later symbol BRAT
Posted by Marcidius on :
PNUS earnings are out!! Jump on it!
PNUS reported that VGNA had not fulfilled requirements that were agreed upon between the two companies. Talks between PNUS and VGNA have long since ceased until recently when PNUS reported a 300% growth in the 4th quarter of 2003. VGNA quickly contacted PNUS in hopes of sparking renewed interest between the two companies.
These babies are gonna have fun this week!! HOP ON OR IN!
Posted by dawn0304 on :
You guys are too much! Thanks for the laughs (as the tears are streaming down my face)!!! I forgot what it was like to laugh that HARD... Kudos to you all!
Posted by old mullet on :
quote:Originally posted by dawn0304: You guys are too much! Thanks for the laughs (as the tears are streaming down my face)!!! I forgot what it was like to laugh that HARD... Kudos to you all!
hey dawn,
i haven't seen as many posts from you as in the good old days. i guess i haven't had many free late nights. or you are on other threads than i am. you still getting those hot scoops in milliseconds?
well i think i better quit so i am up for the bell. lots of hot plays these days.
this thread WAS crazy and fun. it's nice to laugh. otherwise this can be pretty boring or tense.
uncle milty
Posted by dawn0304 on :
Yeah, I know. I decided to only trade when my husband is out of town. Being on a rock in the middle of the Pacific makes it difficult to do full time. He works semi-normal hours and I don't want to disturb him by getting up @ 4:00 AM to start the trading and researching (I'm such a considerate wife) . So, for now I'm only a part-timer!
quote:Originally posted by old mullet: hey dawn,
i haven't seen as many posts from you as in the good old days. i guess i haven't had many free late nights. or you are on other threads than i am. you still getting those hot scoops in milliseconds?
well i think i better quit so i am up for the bell. lots of hot plays these days.
this thread WAS crazy and fun. it's nice to laugh. otherwise this can be pretty boring or tense.
uncle milty
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Posted by glassman on :
[QUOTE]Originally posted by dawn0304: [b]Yeah, I know. I decided to only trade when my husband is out of town. Being on a rock in the middle of the Pacific makes it difficult to do full time.
Sounds like you have island fever--its a heck of a lot bett er than cabin fever--i miss kaneohe as i look out across the moon-lit snow covered prairie in the 2 degree below zero weather --you POOOOOR thing LOL
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Posted by lilpennypincher on :
If you are considering dumping your PNUS for PSY or ANUS. Why not consider HUMR. It blows them both away.
Lil
Posted by play on! on :
It all sounds like a classic Pump and Dump to me........
Posted by JustMe on :
For those of us who are holding PNUS and trying to decide what to do with our large gains......ANUS does seem to be a hot one to jump in on. It could just be a quick Pump-n Dump though. IMO the hottest place to put my PNUS gains, is into PUSY. I see a much longer potential there, and a much more satisfying return in the long run. For those of you who continue to hold your PNUS, you may want to suppliment it with some shares in VIAGRA.
Posted by GatorMan on :
ANUS has reported expanding profits this quarter. Mr. Hankey, the company president said, "yes, we've made a nice fat profit this quarter."
In other news, PUSI reported massive losses this quarter and negative cash flow. A spokesperson for the company say, "we're really bleeding pretty heavly right now but we expect it to be a short term problem. We also expect our problems with PMS to lessen."
So, should I get off my fat ANUS and get into PUSI? And does anyone know where I can get my hands on some BUBS?
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Posted by Randy803 on :
I had no idea when I started this thread so many of us were in need of a good laugh!!!
FYI The SEC has reported it has discovered mulitple individuals pumping ANUS around the country. The SEC wishes to state it is unlawfull to pump ANUS and that it should stop immediatly.
Posted by deepockets on :
Just getting the tears from my face I've been laughing so hard...but you should take a long hard look at stff. It looks like it's going straight up. It may be hard to get unless...????
Posted by realityinc21 on :
quote:Originally posted by Randy803: I had no idea when I started this thread so many of us were in need of a good laugh!!!
FYI The SEC has reported it has discovered mulitple individuals pumping ANUS around the country. The SEC wishes to state it is unlawfull to pump ANUS and that it should stop immediatly.
THANKS RANDY!! GREAT IDEA...
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Posted by wholehealthgirl on :
Ahhhhh. It's almost the opening bell and I can't decide whether to go long or short...
Posted by Randy803 on :
Research shows that a long position is generaly more satisfying in the end. Hey I know sometimes it hurts to go long but in the end youll get more for your buck.
Posted by waterwitch on :
reports are that ANUS is overbought and interest is starting to dwindle and switch to PUSI, which has less risk. there is a small faction still getting into ANUS but only in conjunction with CNDM and KYGL.
Posted by Wooter on :
I don't know if this hads been said or not, but I have some QBID! Whispers of a reverse triangle merger with ANUS! SHHHHH!
Posted by Randy803 on :
quote:Originally posted by waterwitch: reports are that ANUS is overbought and interest is starting to dwindle and switch to PUSI, which has less risk. there is a small faction still getting into ANUS but only in conjunction with CNDM and KYGL.
I love PUSI but its not as tight of an investment as ANUS. If you really want to get into to something that is going to make your investment blow out quick its got to be ANUS but like I said you can mix it up with some PUSI to I usually like to go back and forth depending on which is yelding better results at the moment.
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Posted by glassman on :
Randy that a good recipe for beer
Posted by Randy803 on :
Glassman you are TO funny!!! LOL
Posted by glassman on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: Randy that a good recipe for beer
cheese and wine too yuk
Posted by ANEWBIE on :
Sorry to hear that Van! My wife is heavily religeous too! But when she married me, she knew what I was, so I sat back and read her the posts and she was even laughing!
Posted by akabob on :
i never did put anything into ANUS, mainly because i did not want to sell PNUS. Especially after the money that i last because of DRIP. my broker never told me that HOR and DRIP were onein the same company.
Posted by Peaser01 on :
You might be able to make some money on ANUS after all. Just don't forget to bring the soap!
Posted by Doctoall on :
You will never make any money on ANUS because ANUS was designed for dumping and not pumping, so without the pumpers we will never have dumpers Another useless sub-bottom (penny) stock.
Posted by HILANDER on :
My girlfriend has ANUS, keep asking her if she'll let me go long with it and she just keeps saying no. She is really protective with her ANUS. She has no problem going long with PUSE Posted by firebirdude on :
I heard PNUS and ANUS were merging after hours? Should be the s#it!
gave ANUS a strong buy and also said that the most recent candlestick could shove it up close to the resistance level...
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Another useless sub-bottom (penny) stock.
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