I also know I tried to reason with you, tried to end this conflict without problems.
Very clear you have singled me out for abuse.
Your game is about to come to an end.
I warned you and I tried to reason with you. Does not matter I do not know who you are. I will bring a halt to your abuse.
Kira
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Game? OK! Howz about the hunting and diversionary skills of the Coyote....The vast majority of the landlubbers around here may even believe the 'Coyote is something close to a dog or Wolf, they are sadly mistaken......
A Coyote is 'Wily? yes, but is not a cartoon and has taken Humans as game for dinner....
They have become extremely efficient in surviving amongnst Humans........
[ June 16, 2006, 08:50: Message edited by: Dustoff101 ]
Posted by jordanreed on :
i must of missed something...
what the h*ll is going on??...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Well Purl, the watch repairman says he can't fix the main spring in my Timex, to streched out or sumpin.....Looks like the original manufacturer is the one to fix it....
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
What is going on is a moderator is deleting my articles upon my posting and deleting threads I start.
Last night, my articles were deleted within minutes of posting. Art used to do this to me because he does not like me.
There are only four people here at Allstocks who can delete articles. One of them is playing a game of hatred.
I have narrowed this down to two people. Bob Frey can delete articles. I know he is not doing this. Tex can delete articles and I know he is not doing this.
There are only two people left. One of them is playing the hate game with me.
Initially, I thought DWE because of his hateful remarks directed at me. DWE has been kicked out eliminating him.
Two people left who can delete articles. In time, this person will slip up and I will catch him and expose him for the hateful person he is.
This person is too cowardly to step up and face me. He is a keyboard coward.
Down to two. I will have your hide.
Purl Gurl
Posted by bdgee on :
I hadn't thought much about it since pointing it out to Tex a week or so back, but several of my things disappeared too.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
You will discover if you engage in Bush bashing, your articles are more prone to being deleted.
This leads me to high suspicion of who is this person.
These types of personal vendetta games are not welcomed here at Allstocks. This person is ruining Allstocks good reputation and certainly trying to ruin our fun here.
An insider traitor.
I talked with Bob Frey last night. He is a good man who cares.
Some of my comments,
"The off topic board is essential for members to relax, laugh, let off steam and vent. The off topic board also encourages friendship and a chance to become more personal. This board also helps keep off topic subject where they belong."
"Over at the off topic board, I work at being silly, work at bringing humor, work at pleasing the boys by being a bit naughty. They appreciate this and enjoy this. This is the purpose of the off topic board. We are adults and deserve to behave as such."
I have eliminated another moderator. There is only one left. He is the one. In time, I will discover who he is and expose him.
I have not asked Bob Frey to identify any moderators. I am certain he would not even if asked. Bob is an honorable man.
Nonetheless, identification can be had independently. Down to one. I am closing in on you, just a matter of time.
You should have listen when I tried to reason with you. All I asked is you leave me alone and there will be no trouble.
You did not listen.
Purl Gurl
Posted by jordanreed on :
sounds like a dime novel...
just gonna sit back and enjoy the show..
Posted by buckstalker on :
Are you telling me that DWE "had" the power to delete threads...tell me it isn't so... The drama here is priceless...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Actually, I enjoy using technology to chase down "crimes" like this.
Do not allow me to mislead. There is no crime being committed. Still, this person is abusing his rights and honors as a moderator. He is expected to be fair and impartial.
He is not. Clearly he is victimizing select members. This is not in keeping with the spirit of Allstocks and the spirit of this off topic board.
Bigot censorship is counter to our American ideals. He is a traitor to Allstocks.
I will find you. I have a huge database of technical information which I closely guard to protect privacy of people. Only a subpoena would win that information, which would vanish though untimely data corruption or hard drive format.
Just a matter of my taking a little time off from my rants and correlating data to events. This will yield your server and the region where you live, along with disclosing your posted articles, if you are posting.
I cannot be more fair. I am telling you up front what I will do. Again, I tried to reason with you and your response was to escalate your games.
Coyote will bite you, severely.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
No, I was mistaken on DWE. His behavior suggested he was a moderator and the one deleting our articles. Again, I was completely wrong; a trick of odd circumstances which did not prove out.
DWE is no longer with us. He is gone.
Purl Gurl
Posted by jordanreed on :
gonna go play 18...cant wait for further updates...
have fun dudes and dudettes...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
This is not a dime novel.
This is a quarter novel.
We have class.
;)
Purl Gurl
Posted by jordanreed on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: This is not a dime novel.
This is a quarter novel.
We have class.
Purl Gurl
inflation...forgot...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Yeah, see? That idiot Bush has driven the price of pulp fiction from ten cents to twenty-five cents. Bush is an idiot.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
For fun,
BEGIN
Posted by: Repoman75 In reply to: None Date:6/16/2006 12:51:09 PM
Bob Frey is going to lose a lot of cash if he allows people like Purl Witch and Dustoff "I've got shrapnel in my head" to run that place and dictate who gets banned. They already lost the cream of their crop TA traders who formed a new site. Now, they will lose their Fundamental traders too. All that will be left are the "old timers" and their trick Purl talking about nonsense on the Off Topic thread. Hopefully Bob comes to his senses soon and gets rid of those 2 (plus Glassman - another wet blanket). Otherwise, his ad rates will plummet.
END
Boy must still be pissed off about the smallpox blanket incident, which, incidently, is a racial slur, a rather hateful one.
The I-Hub NDOL board has lost more than half of their participants. Now they are stuck with Repoman and Raging Bull types.
Meanwhile, Allstocks participant count continues to grow.
I love it.
* laying low and waiting for a tasty rabbit *
Purl Gurl
Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
Phew!
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: No, I was mistaken on DWE. His behavior suggested he was a moderator and the one deleting our articles. Again, I was completely wrong; a trick of odd circumstances which did not prove out.
DWE is no longer with us. He is gone.
Purl Gurl
Posted by NaturalResources on :
Purl, have you ever thought that maybe your posts are get deleted because you constantly go around violating the TOS?
I mean, honestly, I read some of your posts and feel so dirty that I need to take a shower.
Posted by glassman on :
take one and quit whining then...
make sure it's cold Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
Funny,that's exactly how I feel whenever I see Dick Cheney!
quote:Originally posted by NaturalResources: I mean, honestly, I read some of your posts and feel so dirty that I need to take a shower.
Posted by NaturalResources on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: take one and quit whining then...
make sure it's cold
Not whining Glass, just making a point. =) You have to admit, she does have quite the gutter mouth for being the "Lady Purl" that Bdgee makes her out to be...
Posted by glassman on :
you don't live in California do you?
PG and several others of us posters here actually supported Bush ( i know you get upset when we talk Bush down) for a long time....
things changed as we became more aware of the situation.
PG is definitely out to test the limits of expression....
considering the last few years have been (let's say) stressful in the freedom of speech department? PG's mission (as i see it) is to push back against the "status quo" ( i could be wrong, but that's my take on her postings)
i don't always agree with her.... she doesn't always agree with me.. but we do have have a mutual respect....
if you run a google on purlgurl? you'll get many pages of hits... can you say that?
some are a knitting lady that's "probably" not her, but there's hundreds that are most definitely her... if she was a guy? and acted this way? most men would follow blindly....
Personally I don't have a problem with Purl Gurl trying to "push back against the 'status quo'" as far as freedom of expression.
I do find it a bit unfair that she seems to get away with more than the rest of us, but whatever... I suppose because of other things she's done for Allstocks she has earned a bit of leniency.
However, my point is, gutter mouth posts are against the TOS, and it may not be a personal vendetta against Purl, but rather an impartial enforcement of the TOS which specifically states "NO PROFANITY", among other things.
I didn't read any of the posts that Purl says were deleted so if this is not the case, then I stand corrected.
P.S. I don't understand your comment about California, care to clarify?
Posted by glassman on :
California has a different set of standards...
i lived there for a few years... enjoyed it.. moved on...
sometimes i miss it, but not most of the time...
maybe if you asked her directly? instead of the way you have?
i've seen the disrespect to her since the first time she showed up here.....
i might be mistaken, but my understanding is that hot stocks free4all quickly became the most browsed section of all-stocks within weeks of her showing up....way back when.. and the insulting posts towards her were coming in then too...
Posted by BuyTex on :
NR,
a little blue humor here and there doesn't bother me, personally. Yet, I think there's entirely too much out n out profanity, in many threads. Was not that way when I joined, as I remember...
Yet, mods can not be everywhere... and a case can even made they shouldn't--certaintly shouldn't *have to* be...
What I don't get is the focus on Purl. For one, I see much worse "gutter talk" in threads she's not even involved with...
To me, this latest blietzkrieg actually holds up a mirror to the most poorly posting members here...
Another thing, which Glass has commented on elsewhere re making a play: she has never prevented me from making a play I was convinced about. Contrariwise, she *has* alerted to things I've overlooked, the result being I changed my mind and avoided a play I didn't want to make after all.
And another, other thing: some whine about getting "the treatment." Jeez, isn't it that way in almost any endeavor? the new kid on the block? the new guy on the construction site? etc etc You should have seen the gantlet I ran when I first came...Some of da vets were pretty rough; Purl teased me mercilessly...I don't recall pouting and resorting to name-calling insults, profanity, or ad hominem attacks, though...
For a recent example, all anybody has to do is review the DIGG thread: I liked it; Purl didn't. We didn't have a knock-down, drag-out over it. Sure, we "argued." lol, you're *supposed* to argue...that's the point.
But argue the merits...accept some banter...if one is thin-skinned, one might butch up a bit...if one is too heavy-handed, one might lighten up a bit...
Really, it's not rocket surgery...
Posted by imakmony2005 on :
Sorry i like GW BUSH.
Posted by BuyTex on :
You don't have to... Posted by BuyTex on :
quote:Originally posted by BuyTex: NR,
a little blue humor here and there doesn't bother me, personally. Yet, I think there's entirely too much out n out profanity, in many threads. Was not that way when I joined, as I remember...
Yet, mods can not be everywhere... and a case can even made they shouldn't--certaintly shouldn't *have to* be...
What I don't get is the focus on Purl. For one, I see much worse "gutter talk" in threads she's not even involved with...
To me, this latest blietzkrieg actually holds up a mirror to the most poorly posting members here...
Another thing, which Glass has commented on elsewhere re making a play: she has never prevented me from making a play I was convinced about. Contrariwise, she *has* alerted to things I've overlooked, the result being I changed my mind and avoided a play I didn't want to make after all.
And another, other thing: some whine about getting "the treatment." Jeez, isn't it that way in almost any endeavor? the new kid on the block? the new guy on the construction site? etc etc You should have seen the gantlet I ran when I first came...Some of da vets were pretty rough; Purl teased me mercilessly...I don't recall pouting and resorting to name-calling insults, profanity, or ad hominem attacks, though...
For a recent example, all anybody has to do is review the DIGG thread: I liked it; Purl didn't. We didn't have a knock-down, drag-out over it. Sure, we "argued." lol, you're *supposed* to argue...that's the point.
But argue the merits...accept some banter...if one is thin-skinned, one might butch up a bit...if one is too heavy-handed, one might lighten up a bit...
Really, it's not rocket surgery...
*shameless bump*
Posted by imakmony2005 on :
SHAMELESS.
Posted by BuyTex on :
I take it you intended a comma in your Bush post?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Tex sits on a horned toad and yelps,
"For a recent example, all anybody has to do is review the DIGG thread: I liked it; Purl didn't. We didn't have a knock-down, drag-out over it. Sure, we "argued." lol, you're *supposed* to argue...that's the point."
June 6, Purl Gurl brags,
"Technical charts suggest DIGG is near or at upward resistence and will turn downward towards its 45 day average, .50 to .65 per."
* sticks our her tongue *
DIGG performed precisely as I said it would.
Over the past several weeks, I have made calls on a number of stocks, some difficult like NDOL, and each call was proven true.
* sticks out her tongue again *
Hey you old coyote, wanna dance?
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Tex, backed into a corner, shouts out,
"Purl teased me mercilessly"
I did not! I questioned your habit of eating fried horned toad.
Yuck.
Purl Gurl
Posted by BuyTex on :
sure...
you can tell 'em about EBOF over my shoulder, while we dance... Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Tex understands Okies just as we Okies understand those silly Texans.
We are an ornery lot who do not cotton goat ropin' sh!t kickin' sissy urban cowboys.
Texans and Okies (and Arkies) are a hard working, a hard drinking, a tall tale telling bunch of gits.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
EBOF? Was I in on that one too? I will look.
You know better than rile up a wet naked Indian squaw who is half looped on champagne.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Well, being wet and naked you at least know I do not have my Bowie knife strapped on.
Close at hand, though.
Purl Gurl
Posted by BuyTex on :
Yup, you made a logical call on EBOF (biowillie), yet it continued to be a swing/day trader's ATM machine allaway up into the 7s...
I finally made a bad trade late in the series, but overall was a honey...
Posted by BuyTex on :
for perspective, EBOF has lately performed as Purl thought earlier--despite news of adding ethanol facilities; others might point to the GHLT dealie-bob...for now, it has made dough for those willing to play it (whether advanced traders, charting savants, or just plain lucky). Yet, it may easily have EBOF fall-off in it's future...
whatever the issue...if there's "no there there," someday the MMs will shake it hard, panic will set in, and the market will resolve...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
NaturalResources, quit your cry babying.
I am not treated any differently than others.
Some of my articles, some of my pictures, are deleted and not those I discuss in this thread. I have been whacked a few times, with no complaint from me. I figure I have it coming.
If I am tolerated this is because I play it straight, albeit a bit rough at times. Here, when I am around, people lose less money and people make more money along with learning a lot about stock trading.
I am an asset to Allstocks. If not, I would be booted out of here quicker than a hare on a doe.
When I am around, readership skyrockets. People know I am good for making profits or avoiding losses. Look around. How many times have people asked me for my opinion on a stock? They trust me and I take time, often lots of time, to help them and I do not charge outrageous consulting fees.
So, are you, personally, giving up hours of your personal time, of your lifetime, to help others with stocks? I think not.
We are adults, very old adults to our annoyance, and we have earned a right to behave as adults. There are no children around reading, looking over shoulders, snickering at naked pictures.
This is an adult forum populated by adults.
Off topic, get it? This is our playground. This is where we come to rid our stress. Trading stocks is highly stressful. We need to unwind, need to forget.
You do not like my rough tough demeanor. Go over to Raging Bull. You will love it there. Give I-Hub a try. Hang out with the racists. You will love it there.
Over there in the financial world, the other board, people are out to slaughter us. You have to be tough or they will cut your nuts off.
I do not have any nuts, which is an advantage. However, I have a fine collection of homo sapien nuts mounted on trophy boards and hanging on our bedroom wall. Makes my husband nervous.
Special treatment, that is mule manure. Each day I struggle with insults, threats, racial slurs, being turned into the SEC, and you want me to be the good barefoot pregnant wife in the kitchen whipping up a tasty blueberry pie for the boys.
I will fix you some Nightshade tea, that is what I will fix you.
You are not whining because of my language nor whining because I rough people up. You are whining simply because you do not like me, that is it, nothing more.
You are inventing a lame excuse to degrade me.
Play it straight, at least. Come right on out and write, "I do not like you, Kira." That I will respect and honor.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
" Yup, you made a logical call on EBOF (biowillie), yet it continued to be a swing/day trader's ATM machine allaway up into the 7s..."
Not my fault! You men screwed things up. Stocks are suppose to behave as I say.
You men stop messing around with the stock markets. I had things all neat and orderly then you come along and toss your dirty underwear on my neat clean bed.
Not my fault! This is the fault of men. Heck, you boys cannot even hit a toilet... wall, floors, your feet, your hands... but not the toilet.
;)
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Hmmm, with this mention of my being mistaken on EBOF, seems a good time to hit the pool!
Do not be peeking, boys.
Pisses me off. We are on hilltops here, about five or six hilltop homes. I go out, I notice maybe two or three telescope lens flashes from hilltop homes. Take our daughter out skinny dipping, shoot, every home has several lens flashes, I hear boys outside our fence and the damn police helicopter starts circling overhead. Think I will lock our girl back into my kitchen pantry until she is old and wrinkled like me.
Stop that peeking.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
I'm curious, what do you like about him the most: his gift for words, his high intellect, his respect for the Constitution or his brilliant foreign policy?
quote:Originally posted by imakmony2005: Sorry i like GW BUSH.
Posted by BuyTex on :
Gordon,
funny...till I got to "foreign policy"? I thought you were asking Purl about me...
I love me some Constitution!
Posted by BuyTex on :
"Do not be peeking, boys."
uh...wiley?
turn off the Pool-Cam link...
Posted by bdgee on :
NR, you are a bit of a slow witted political wanna be for whom thinking is a thing you have heard of but are about as familiar with as dubya is with honesty or responsible military service.
I call Purl Girl "Lady Purl" because, if you treat her like a lady deserves, she responds by respecting you as a gentleman. You can't possibly have figured that out, not just because you have a deficient figuring gland, but also because you have gone out of your way to treat her according to Party line doctrine, bashing her and declaring her to be unpatroitic and so one and on. You don't deserve to even be noticed by the Lady.
Posted by SirTex on :
hmmm, Beedge?
I don't they've think "engaged" on the "field"--my take is he was asking bystander-type questions...
Posted by 10of13 on :
SirTex...now go forth and conquer! Rid this kingdom of all unjust "pumpers" and "bashers" in the name of the mighty Allstocks! (and take the trash out as you go forth!)
SirTex has been knighted...I kinda like it!
What do yah think Purl Gurl?
Posted by SirTex on :
actually? funny you mention the trash run--was doing the janitorial mopping on the EQBM thread earlier...
Posted by bdgee on :
quote:Originally posted by SirTex: hmmm, Beedge?
I don't they've think "engaged" on the "field"--my take is he was asking bystander-type questions...
Hmmmmm? I have permuted and interpolated and substituted and still can't make heads or tails out of that. And I thought I had an affliction to typos!
..................LOL..................
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
10 of something asks,
"SirTex has been knighted...I kinda like it! What do yah think Purl Gurl?"
I am sitting here wondering which Flaming Queen shoulder tapped him with a Fairy Wand.
...and did Sir Tex kneel?
Purl Gurl
Posted by 10of13 on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: 10 of something asks,
"SirTex has been knighted...I kinda like it! What do yah think Purl Gurl?"
I am sitting here wondering which Flaming Queen shoulder tapped him with a Fairy Wand.
...and did Sir Tex kneel?
Purl Gurl
Tex flippin' kneel? Don't think so!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
bd gee whiz comments,
"I call Purl Girl "Lady Purl" because...."
"Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man, and how to work like a dog"
- anonymous
Lazy Purl
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: 10 of something asks,
"SirTex has been knighted...I kinda like it! What do yah think Purl Gurl?"
I am sitting here wondering which Flaming Queen shoulder tapped him with a Fairy Wand.
...and did Sir Tex kneel?
Purl Gurl
wiley, started to post this earlier, and got busy with board junk or trading or sumpin...
You mentioned being one of the few females (in whatever context, doesn't matter for my purposes): 10 of Strong Newbies is just that...
a great help to da board, quick study, a "real" presence...
consider yourselves "introduced," lol
Posted by 10of13 on :
quote:Originally posted by SirTex:
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: 10 of something asks,
"SirTex has been knighted...I kinda like it! What do yah think Purl Gurl?"
I am sitting here wondering which Flaming Queen shoulder tapped him with a Fairy Wand.
...and did Sir Tex kneel?
Purl Gurl
wiley, started to post this earlier, and got busy with board junk or trading or sumpin...
You mentioned being one of the few females (in whatever context, doesn't matter for my purposes): 10 of Strong Newbies is just that...
a great help to da board, quick study, a "real" presence...
consider yourselves "introduced," lol
Great TEX...most of the people on here thought I was a guy..now they "Think" different...(actually..how do YOU know that I am really female?...HMMMM???!!!
but thanks for the compliment... Posted by Purl Gurl on :
10 of something is female? female.. FEMALE!
I am not alone! Cool, I am bisexual.
Well, with two us gals here, you boys are highly out numbered. You've had it.
Reminds me of a story....
(Oh Lord, here she goes again)
Back during our youth and poverty, we lived in a very old, run down two story house converted into four apartments. Thin walls, thin ceilings.
So, there are these two French lesbians who live above us, each has a toy poodle and both enjoy a huge claw foot bathtub. They only speak French.
We are having dinner, Top Raman, on our concrete blocks and plywood dinner table, paper plates, when those two lovely gals begin... uh, hmm..
You know, some have complained about my being crass and using poor grammar. I better not tell this story about two French lesbians who both could be super models... nah, nobody would be interested anyhow.
Purl Gurl
Welcome to Allstocks, 10 of 13 !
Um, probably should watch those boys and their hands.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Well, now I have someone with whom I can truly flirt.
Parlez du loup, et vous en verrez sa queue.
La Belle Dame sans Merci
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
please respond to my latest PM; mailbox is emptied somewhat. -MAG
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
LOL Purl ->>>> Um, probably should watch those boys and their hands. Posted by Purl Gurl on :
OUCH! I need my sunshades.
Blinded by the Light
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Sire Tex begs,
"uh...wiley? turn off the Pool-Cam link..."
Ok..
Posted by 10of13 on :
Purl...i'm just gettin' use to SirTex's language...don't throw that at me... but I am thinking my response should be Posted by glassman on :
neat trick Mag how does this work? what can i say? monkey see? monkey do
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
See boys? See boys! See how my charm works!
10 of Something has her eyes closed and she is puckered up!
Ouuu La La! I love this girl!
Dominique
Posted by SirTex on :
"I am not alone! Cool, I am bisexual."
well, now you are...
what's the line?
"As long as you don't scare the women & the horses..."
naw, just kidding...
I'm "try-sexual"
Hey...no "coyote ugly" jokes...
don't forget--I am also "Dancing Coyote" now
and I will dance a Jose Greco on your toupe at the drop of an eyebrow...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
Tachycardia condition resolving *whew* baby just woke up crying from a nightmare...
Looks like ya got it figured out glass Posted by Purl Gurl on :
toupe!
You know what we heathen Indians say,
"Step into toupe, keep wig warm."
Coquette
Posted by 10of13 on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: See boys? See boys! See how my charm works!
10 of Something has her eyes closed and she is puckered up!
Ouuu La La! I love this girl!
Dominique
That was suppose to be embarassed...but hey if the pucker works...
Posted by SirTex on :
Toys!
Wonderful Toys!
Posted by glassman on :
nah, not yet, gotta take it apart and put it back together a few more times
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: nah, not yet, gotta take it apart and put it back together a few more times
tolju he's slick
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
are you two gonna kiss?
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres*: please respond to my latest PM; mailbox is emptied somewhat. -MAG
kinda long...
will hit you tomorrow...
no deadline
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
KK
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: toupe!
You know what we heathen Indians say,
"Step into toupe, keep wig warm."
Coquette
well, your nothing, if not kwik...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
We already have, French style. Ouuu weee! That girl has lips made of Red Hots candy!
Anyhow, these two French lesbians are upstairs taking a giggling bath in their antique claw foot tub....
Coquette
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by 10of13:
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: 10 of something asks,
"SirTex has been knighted...I kinda like it! What do yah think Purl Gurl?"
I am sitting here wondering which Flaming Queen shoulder tapped him with a Fairy Wand.
...and did Sir Tex kneel?
Purl Gurl
Tex flippin' kneel? Don't think so!
see what I mean, Calamity?
Discreet, too
Posted by 10of13 on :
quote:Originally posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres*: are you two gonna kiss?
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
PURL I was talking to TEX and Glass; but now I see there is more than 1 couple hooking up tonight...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
DOH J/K'ing everyone!
Posted by 10of13 on :
Sorry Mag...i don't have all those "crazy cool" pics like you got...I only have these instant gremlin things to work with...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
quote:Originally posted by 10of13: Sorry Mag...i don't have all those "crazy cool" pics like you got...I only have these instant gremlin things to work with...
hey these are cool 2!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
hooking up? Are you suggesting I need a tow truck?
Hey, I have a wheel barrel for my butt.
Those two are splishing and splashing on a Saturday night, giggling, speaking sexy French words, ouuuss and ahhhhss mixed in with, "OU CHERIE! OU CHERIE!" Their two toy poodles are running back and forth, barking, having fun....
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: hooking up? Are you suggesting I need a tow truck?
Hey, I have a wheel barrel for my butt.
Those two are splishing and splashing on a Saturday night, giggling, speaking sexy French words, ouuuss and ahhhhss mixed in with, "OU CHERIE! OU CHERIE!" Their two toy poodles are running back and forth, barking, having fun....
OMG TOOOOOOOOO funny. Seriously though if you were cheese; your label would read "extra sharp"
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Sorry, 10 of 13 and I needed a moment alone.
Don't ya just love cliff hangers?
Speaking of hangers, those two French lesbians make me look like Twiggy. Not long, their bath water sounds like rhythmic waves gently pressing upon a secluded lake shore under soft moonlight,
"Ohhhh... Ohhhhh... Ohhhhh... OH CHERIE!"
Posted by SirTex on :
Mag, you're saying there's no room left on the label?
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
quote:Originally posted by SirTex: Mag, you're saying there's no room left on the label?
would it be better if I used the word Aged?
Posted by 10of13 on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Sorry, 10 of 13 and I needed a moment alone.
Don't ya just love cliff hangers?
Speaking of hangers, those two French lesbians make me look like Twiggy. Not long, their bath water sounds like rhythmic waves gently pressing upon a secluded lake shore under soft moonlight,
"Ohhhh... Ohhhhh... Ohhhhh... OH CHERIE!"
Hey..Purl baby...it was great "getting to know you"...but that moment alone with you wore me out...so I am off to bed...think of me in your dreams...and before you ask..yes..i sleep naked... (could be why I have so many kids!)
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Typical of one of you boys to cut the cheese...
We are eating our Top Raman, looking up, listening, smiling and winking, thinking those kinds of delicious thoughts. I turn off the lights.
Our two lovers upstairs are truly enjoying, splashing water is heard wetting the floor. Silence, groans then sudden half giggles and half gasps...
"l'amoureux de l'OH! OH! ne s'arrêtent pas!"
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Nighty night 10 of 13. That was wonderful!
Remember, no need for a nighty, no need for a 10, no need for a 13. You only need a woman.
Coquette
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
quote:Originally posted by 10of13:
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Sorry, 10 of 13 and I needed a moment alone.
Don't ya just love cliff hangers?
Speaking of hangers, those two French lesbians make me look like Twiggy. Not long, their bath water sounds like rhythmic waves gently pressing upon a secluded lake shore under soft moonlight,
"Ohhhh... Ohhhhh... Ohhhhh... OH CHERIE!"
Hey..Purl baby...it was great "getting to know you"...but that moment alone with you wore me out...so I am off to bed...think of me in your dreams...and before you ask..yes..i sleep naked... (could be why I have so many kids!)
OH MY porno music was playing in my head as I read that...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Would not you love to read the rest of this very true story, with a very surprising ending?
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres*:
quote:Originally posted by 10of13:
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Sorry, 10 of 13 and I needed a moment alone.
Don't ya just love cliff hangers?
Speaking of hangers, those two French lesbians make me look like Twiggy. Not long, their bath water sounds like rhythmic waves gently pressing upon a secluded lake shore under soft moonlight,
"Ohhhh... Ohhhhh... Ohhhhh... OH CHERIE!"
Hey..Purl baby...it was great "getting to know you"...but that moment alone with you wore me out...so I am off to bed...think of me in your dreams...and before you ask..yes..i sleep naked... (could be why I have so many kids!)
OH MY porno music was playing in my head as I read that...
not mine... lol
been in so many of those things with my ex, I'd rather make hand-made 12-penny nails... Posted by 10of13 on :
Sir Tex...You deleted my poll...after you called me a wench! Rat Ba$tard!..LOL! I am assuming that you will be "de-knighted" before I wake! Damn it! It's been fun!
Have a great weekend and enjoy that Father's Day ALL!!!
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
hmmm surprise ending?????? something to sleep on....
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
One of those two is gasping out,
"Plus profond! plus profond!'
We are sitting there in darkness, completely forgot about our Top Raman. Their bubbly bath water now sounds like white water rapids, water is really hitting the floor,
"Plus profond! plus profond!'
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
*Muah* nighty night Purl, Tex, Glass and 10 of 13..........
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by 10of13: Sir Tex...You deleted my poll...after you called me a wench! Rat Ba$tard!..LOL! I am assuming that you will be "de-knighted" before I wake! Damn it! It's been fun!
Have a great weekend and enjoy that Father's Day ALL!!!
not me, babe...deleted nada...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"I am assuming that you will be "de-knighted" before I wake!"
That's woman talk for, "neutered"
You know... (castrated)
Winch
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Would not you love to read the rest of this very true story, with a very surprising ending?
sure, a "surprise ending" would be great!
Posted by 10of13 on :
I am so sorry..for the accusation...it was simply moved...xoxo
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by 10of13: Sir Tex...You deleted my poll...after you called me a wench! Rat Ba$tard!..LOL! I am assuming that you will be "de-knighted" before I wake! Damn it! It's been fun!
Have a great weekend and enjoy that Father's Day ALL!!!
you've seen enough of my work to know different...
Posted by 10of13 on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: "I am assuming that you will be "de-knighted" before I wake!"
That's woman talk for, "neutered"
You know... (castrated)
Winch
LMFAO....LOVE IT!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Isn't long, bath water is dripping from an overhead light, right above our sheet of plywood sitting upon concrete blocks.
My husband says, "That could cause a short, maybe start a fire. Think we should tell them?"
I am thinking this might be fun.
"Yes, they should be told. Dangerous, yes."
"Ok, I will go upstairs and let them know."
"No, wait, you know, they are, well, you know. I will go with you just in case I need to go in and talk to them. They do not speak any English."
Out we go and up the stairs to a very delightful and tantalizing evening...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Well gosh, everyone took off running upstairs.
sigh, I am all alone. Boo Hoo.. no story telling.
Suppose I should get out my French nighty, given to me by two French lesbians, years ago...
...and go to bed to tell my husband a tasty story he will remember.
embrassez-moi amoureux! embrassez-moi amoureux!
Posted by SirTex on :
"That's woman talk for, "neutered"
You know... (castrated)"
Loreena Bobbit loves shortening
shotning
Loreena Bobbitt
loves shotening men
*trust you can supply the melody"
Posted by SirTex on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Well gosh, everyone took off running upstairs.
sigh, I am all alone. Boo Hoo.. no story telling.
Suppose I should get out my French nighty, given to me by two French lesbians, years ago...
...and go to bed to tell my husband a tasty story he will remember.
Heading up the aged creaky stairs of this old house, I give him a pat on his butt then take his hand, while enjoying the beautiful candy cane twisted woodwork of the handrail.
Once a beautiful home, two stories, bedrooms and bath upstairs, kitchen, living room and front room downstairs with a side study, a type of home we would love to own.
Now, four tiny apartments with cheap rent for low income salt-of-the-earth people like us. He works as a carpenter, I work as a waitress. Little did I know, I was early pregnant at the time.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Their door, the two French gals, is stunning. Very thick, very solid, well engraved and very old. He knocks gently. Response is splashing bath water and long, very long moans punctuated by gasps.
I give him a smile then knock very loudly.
"veuillez entrer"
Please come in
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
I open their door, start to walk in and notice my husband backing up, being polite. He does not get away with this. I grab him by his arm and drag him in.
Their two toy poodles greet us with short wagging tails, a few sniffs, then back to their doggy bed off in a corner.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"Sherie, Monique, là où êtes vous?"
Sherie, Monique, where are you?
"la salle de bains viennent ici"
Bathroom, come here.
Billyray shakes his head, "no" and begins backing up again. Nope, got him by his arm again. He resists, struggles, but I persist and begin dragging him to their pretty bath. He keeps his head down, refusing to look.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Big spacious bathroom! Lots of real marble, very old fashion wall paper with tiny pink flowers, brass faucets and there they are in a huge claw foot tub, neck deep in bubble bath. Sherie has her legs wrapped around Monique's neck, she is floating, quite exposed like a grassy island in a sea of whipped cream, complimented by two well peaked cloud covered mountains.
"Billyray! Taha! joignez-nous, entrez satisfont"
Billyray, Taha, join us, please come in.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
He is still staring at their fifty year old but handsome linoleum floor, pink stripes margined with pink flowers like their walls.
"là où nous nous assiérons?"
"Where will we sit?" I ask to stall for time to be sure I understand their French and their offer of company. My French is very poor, basic high school stuff.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"héritez notre baignoire!"
Come into our bathtub!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
I smile. They smile. Done deal but Billyray has not a hint of what we are saying.
"l'eau s'égoutte vers le bas ci-dessous, dangereux"
Water is dripping down below, dangerous.
Monique nods,
"Je laisserai l'eau dehors. Joignez-nous. il est beau entré avec nous."
I will let water out. Join us. He is handsome. Come in with us.
"Nous serions enchantés. Il ne parle pas français. Il est timide. Il ne sait pas."
We would be delighted. He does not speak French. He is shy. He does not know.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Sherie and Monique look at each other, smile, giggle, splash some water. Monique pulls the plug and begins draining out some water. Sherie, in a low voice,
"Nous serons doux, d'abord
We will be gentle, first. Water is warm. Come, we will touch you gently.
"et je vous embrasserai doucement"
..and I will kiss you gently.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Monique becomes anticipation wide eyed and Sherie lowers her eyes and purses her lips.
My old man is about to die. By now he is sweating, blushing, flustered, struggling to not look at those two in their tub. I can tell he will lecture me later, he thinks he will.
"J'ai besoin de quelques minutes. Il ne comprend pas."
I need a few minutes. He does not understand.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Monique stands up, wet and dripping bubbles. She bends over and searches for a hole to plug. She finds it and stoppers the hole.
"pour quatre entrez maintenant"
Not quite sure what she says, maybe,
"for four, come in now."
"Je le déshabillerai."
I will undress him.
Sherie and Monique, now sitting in bubbles, both swish water around, both watch with delighted and curious eyes.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
So, how am I doing?
One of you boys complained my language is crass, is unacceptable, is rude, is mean, is insulting.
Am I using more appropriate, more gentle and more desirable language?
Are you more comfortable with the new me?
Should I return to my old personality, my mean and crass personality, or do you like this loving and saucy personality of mine?
Shall I discuss stocks, engage in dialog with pump and dump criminals using this "new" style of language, a style which is old hat for me. Think those crooks will respond favorably if I address them with alluring and sensuous language, maybe toss in some French?
Je suis fou!
A few of you boys, when you wake and read, will certainly have your culottes in a knot, right quick!
Hey, who knows? Maybe your wish of having me banished from here will come true! No big deal. No loss. I do not add value to Allstocks. None will miss me, most be will be happy!
heureux! heureux!
pfffttt... you boys who dislike me have not figured out your efforts are meaningless to me. My life will continue, will not change, I will keep trading stocks and making beaucoup bucks.
You will keep losing your money on POS stocks.
You boys who cause problems are just characters in my fantasy stories. This is truly just a game to me. Read my topic for this thread.
I am an authoress. More than million characters reside in my head. I am each. More than a million stories reside in my head. Each is our story, our girl's story, my story, far far away, in another galaxy.
For my friends, my story is true, quite true. Whether or not I conclude my story, our story, suppose this depends on my being here or not being here, tomorrow, today for you as you read this article.
Am I doing better at softening my language?
Are you less prone to messing your diapers?
Think I will wake my husband for another go round. He loves romantic French stories. He does not understand a word, but he loves my sultry sexy French voice, my French character, of many.
Nashoba Holba
Posted by bdgee on :
'tisn't for the hope of the end of your tale or the telling of some other I wish you not to be gone from here....
and 'tain't for your free given wisdom on stocks and the value of the lessons on dd neither....
an' sure's'ell ain't 'cause I think you're always right on political leanings....pride'd never allow me to grant that position to any Okie....(or any other fool or sage or supposed saint)...
It's 'cause I do so dearly love and respect the Constitution and its promisses of open honorable protection of freedoms!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Posted by bdgee on :
Yep, that's one of 'em, dear Lady.
Can't yaw'll fools see?
Lady Purl understands and appresiates!
An' yaw'll need ta learn to understnad and appreciate Lady Purl.
Posted by T e x on :
well, with the caveat that we *are* in Bob's workshop, so to speak...not the public square. All considered, he runs a pretty clean shop, allowing for an amazingly wide body of expression. That being said (and as several have noted of late), I doubt we want to allow such extremes of expression that we devolve into RB-type attack-fests...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Freedom of Speech is not the notion most think.
When we discuss Freedom of Speech, immediately comes to mind what people "say" and what people "write" to communicate with others.
That is not the notion of Freedom of Speech.
Words we utter, words we write, are physical expressions of what we think. Freedom of Speech is actually Freedom to Think. These thoughts we think, those are our thoughts and none have a right to control what we think. Taking away Freedom of Speech is an act of controlling what we may think.
First rule of a dictatorship is to kill the intellectuals amongst the populace. They are those who think dangerous thoughts. For a dictatorship to succeed, thoughts of a given populace must be controlled. There is only one proven method to control thinking; death.
Martin Luther King spoke out. His right to free speech was taken away with a bullet. This is how the tyrannical control thinking.
Common sense instructs us we cannot up and yell, "Let's get naked!" in the middle of a Sunday morning prayer service. We can, if so wanted, but the flock has a right to express Freedom of Speech by trampling you.
Fortunately, we can say or write just about anything we want; we are free to think. We would not have the Ayran Nation nor Greenpeace without Freedom of Speech.
All of this, of course, slops over into our stock markets. There are those who will make every attempt to silence a voice, to shoot a bullet to the head, simply for the sake of greed for money. This is evident virtually everywhere. We read these attempts at censorship here, and at all stock message boards.
I cannot speak for you, the reader, but I will be damned if I will allow someone to control my thinking simply because of his greed for money.
Purl Gurl
Posted by T e x on :
ya, prayer service analogy works...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Do I dare conclude my true story?
Purl Gurl
Posted by The Bigfoot on :
I was wondering if you were gonna pick it up again or not...
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