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Presidential Surgery Successful Rueoters: 7-21-07
Doctors removed a suspicious polyp during the President Bush Colonoscopy. "It was pretty clear we had something odd when we saw the polyp had what appears to be Cyrrillic writing on it. We've removed it successfully, but we had to call in the "black box" guys from Darpa to remove the three yards of fiber optic cables that reached all the way to the back of his left ear." said Dr. Pooshootz. The suspicious polyp is now being examined to determine whether it really is Russian in origin or whether it originated from the Naval Observatory according to unnamed sources. The Secret Service has launched an investigation to determine when the polyp could have been installed.
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I'm sorry, but I must say it. The surprising thing is you noticed. Usually you are too involved with yourself to understand anything but what you want to see and you are so bound to bias you miss almost all of what is said.
Relax. Smell the flowers. Listen to the birds sing. (Even though the flowers may be those about freshly opened ground for the grave of your fondest preferences and the bird sings for its private reason and not for you, enjoy them). Life can be fun and will persist, with or without your choice for pleasure.
Reality isn't a clay which your ego can mold to look like what you want to believe, then fire by choice into a final solid reality that matches your bias. You can't shape it and, if you refuse to fit into its contours and twist, it simply leaves you outside the folds.
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hmmm budgee, that reminds me of John Denver song:
The world is fast becoming younger The news is all theyve ever known Theyve seen the wars, the hurt, the hunger How will they choose when they are grown
What do you tell forevers children When its their turn to hurt and heal Whatever spins a grim tornedo Can also turn a potters wheel
Take a little clay Put it on a wheel Get a little hint How God must feel
Give a little turn Listen to a spin Make it into the shape You want it in
Tell with your life the bloody story Teach to theyre dreams not burning steel Its not in bombs where lies the glory But in whats shattered on the field
The potters wheel takes love and caring Skill and patience fast and slow The works it makes are easily broken Once they survive the potters throw
Take a little clay Put it on a wheel Get a little hint How God must feel
Give a little turn Listen to a spin Make it into the shape You want it in
Some day some children will be digging In some long forgotten ground And theyll find our civilisation Or whats left of it to be found
Theyll find the weapons of destruction But buried deeper in the hole Theyll find a message and a promise In the sand, the potters bowl
Take a little clay Put it on a wheel Get a little hint How God must feel
Give a little turn Listen to a spin Make it into the shape You want it in
Earth and fire and wind conspire With human hands, and love, and fire
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quote:Originally posted by bdgee: Reality isn't a clay which your ego can mold to look like what you want to believe, then fire by choice into a final solid reality that matches your bias. You can't shape it and, if you refuse to fit into its contours and twist, it simply leaves you outside the folds.
Bronze this post!
Dr. Bdgee has finally written a statement the Munchkin Man agrees with.
There is reality.
There is the perception of reality.
Reality is what reality is.
The perception of reality does not change what reality is.
Here is an example of reality:
-3^4 = - 81
That's reality.
Once upon a time, there was a self-proclaimed mathematician who claimed the following:
-3^4 = 81
This is an error.
It is a perception of reality that has been proven false.
Therefore, it falls outside the boundaries of reality.
Believing this false answer to be true, as Dr. Bdgee says, "leaves you outside the folds."
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Village Idiot, you prove what you are with every post.
Glass..., it has the lilt and feel of a Khayyam Rubaiyat too, one of my particular favorites. He wrote several concerned with pots (symbolizing his students and their plight as and after he tried to enrich their souls with scholarship and knowledge, I suggest).
I met Denver once. Before he was John Denver. Met him at a gathering back home after I was in college while he was a student at the high school we both graduated from. He seemed a nice, quiet, shy kid, but left so little impression on me that, later, when fame, fortune, and notoriety shrouded him, old class mates had to explain he was that little kid they had introduced me to. I like his songs a lot.
I was sad to hear of his death in a plane crash. I used to fly small planes myself and know how he must have enjoyed the amalgam of freedom and solitude one can find aloft.
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I'm sorry, but I must say it. The surprising thing is you noticed. Usually you are too involved with yourself to understand anything but what you want to see and you are so bound to bias you miss almost all of what is said.
Relax. Smell the flowers. Listen to the birds sing. (Even though the flowers may be those about freshly opened ground for the grave of your fondest preferences and the bird sings for its private reason and not for you, enjoy them). Life can be fun and will persist, with or without your choice for pleasure.
Reality isn't a clay which your ego can mold to look like what you want to believe, then fire by choice into a final solid reality that matches your bias. You can't shape it and, if you refuse to fit into its contours and twist, it simply leaves you outside the folds.
Actually you are not sorry to say it and to think I was not trying to be insulting to you but you had to be to me. The reality is you do not see that you yourself are so involved in yourself and only want to see what you want to see. Like the kid said in Sixth Sense. They (the dead) only see what they want to see.
Oh, well... so much for trying to be nice to a person who finds it impossible to be nice himself... not going to bother being nice and complimenting you on something you said again... was my mistake... you much like Dubya cannot make peace and it shows...
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You boring fool. You can't discuss or debate for being a jerk.
If you can't play the game, then butt out. You aren't adding anything but trash talk and bigotry with your attacks.
Every time you enter a thread it is to feed your own private hatred and nastiness. Have you not even noticed you NEVER can keep from screwing every thread around to your nastiness instead of what is being discussed? Are you really that slow?
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quote:Originally posted by bdgee: You boring fool. You can't discuss or debate for being a jerk.
If you can't play the game, then butt out. You aren't adding anything but trash talk and bigotry with your attacks.
Every time you enter a thread it is to feed your own private hatred and nastiness. Have you not even noticed you NEVER can keep from screwing every thread around to your nastiness instead of what is being discussed? Are you really that slow?
Dear Dr. Bdgee,
Please forgive the Munchkin Man for what the Munchkin Man is about the write.
It is time for the Munchkin Man to be completely and totally honest with you.
The Munchkin Man is very worried about you.
After reading your posts for the past several months, the Munchkin Man has concluded that you have a very serious problem.
Your posts tend to ooze and overflow with a tremendous amount of pent up anger and hostility.
The intensity of your anger and hostility renders you incapable of thinking with any semblance of coherence and rationality.
It is no wonder that you cannot do simple arithmetic.
Your chronic obsession with "fascists" also strongly suggests a component of paranoia to your delusional system and illness.
The Munchkin Man is not a psychiatrist.
However, the Munchkin Man would like to recommend that you see one.
A good psychiatrist may be able to prescribe the right combination of medications you need to adjust your brain chemistry and enable you to become a rational and fully functioning member of society once again.
If you choose not to see a psychiatrist, then the Munchkin Man can only hope that you have a close relative or a friend, who will initiate a long overdue intervention, by taking you to see one, through any means necessary.
Of all the people in the world to imagine themselves to be capable of evaluating other's psychological condition, you are the last that has any chance of credibility.
At best, you are a child like and childish mental aberration and I seriously believe real children should be more than carefully supervised by an actual, effective, and responsible, adult should it be found you are on the same side of town.
Take your overwhelming and constant emotional sickness (only part of which is demonstrated by third personitis) to a whole team of shrinks and leave normal sane folk alone. You are not qualified emotionally or mentally to mingle among them, let alone attempt to grade or evaluate them.
Are you truely ignorant of the fact that you turn people's stomach, much in the form of an allergy? If so, can't you do something about it?
Good luck to you.
Best Wishes.
Have a good day......and do it alone so others may also have a good day.
quote:Originally posted by bdgee: You boring fool. You can't discuss or debate for being a jerk.
If you can't play the game, then butt out. You aren't adding anything but trash talk and bigotry with your attacks.
Every time you enter a thread it is to feed your own private hatred and nastiness. Have you not even noticed you NEVER can keep from screwing every thread around to your nastiness instead of what is being discussed? Are you really that slow?
That's funny. You just described yourself. You never seem to notice that. I think the Munchkin Man is correct about your mental state. I didn't attack you in this thread at first at all. I in fact complimented you on your funny line about Dubya and **** for brains. It was you my mentally unstable friend who attacked me with insults and such. Good work Munchkin Man for a accurate assessment of Bdgee's personality/paranoia.
-------------------- Let the world change you... And you can change the world.