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> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at > the > Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What > are > all those clocks?" > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a > Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." > > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" > > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that > she never told a lie." > > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" > > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have > moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life." > > "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. > > "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Hillary is constantly accused of mis-deeds by the koolade drinking rightwing, but if you honestly investigate, 99% of the time, the koolade drinkers are lying and the things they claim are far from accurate.
The geneses of most rightwing propaganda about Hillary is an intentional calculated lie by one of the extreme rightwing talkshow hoast, that like to go on and on about her being hypocritical, when it isn't factual.....you know, it's like Fat Rush the Doper raving against drug users, as in "it takes one to know one".
The pity is that the sheep like followers in the herd of rightwing believers NEVER question their sources. Hell, after absolute proof by a hand picked prejudiced republican hack special prosecuter (who openly violated the secrecy of agrand jury and the requirements of his oath of office) that there was NEVER ANY BASIS for the republican claims about Watergate, even with literally billions of dollars spent trying to establish truth to that disgusting republican lie.
The facts are clear. The kind of cheap crap that urnso77 keeps posting here belongs in a pile of steeping compost to enrich it with nitrogen. It is not only a lot of false and insulting BS about the targets of his attacks; it is a direct attack on the reason and honor of the intellect of those bright enough to not be afflicted with the idiot fringe of the radio talk show hate machine.
How on Earth does one so determined to put forth obviously evil propoganda get the nerve to believe he has the right OR ANY REASON to assault the rationality of other with such tripe?
Now, before you get the stupid notion that I am, hereby, supporting Hillary, I point out that I have never done so and have no thought of doing so. I opposed the candacy of her husband and do so her's, understanding, then and now, that either is, in reality, well to the right of center.
The simple fact is, I am fed up with the constant hate campaigns of the usurpers of the republican party. The republican party is not grand any more and it neither stands for nor offers to the public anything grand. It offers only lies and hate and dictatorship.
Those who pass on the hate spech and attacks of the RNC and the far rightwing are bathing themselves in the hate and disgusting lies they repeat.
Let's be honest. BUSH LIES! He is the champion liar of all time.
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It's a free country Gordon. Not my fault you have no sense of humor. It's a joke for crying out loud. The intolerance in this forum is appauling.
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Yes, it is a free country. So you should not find it difficult to accept that your attacks on others will be referred to.
I don't find any humor in lying in order to insult another's honor and to use humor as an excuse to trash the someones's integrity and the facts is worse than insulting.
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"Conservative humor" tends to be an oxymoronic term.
Watch the new FOX News "comedy" show and you'll see exactly what I mean. It's embarrassingly bad, no matter how you spin it.
Or who knows, urnso77, maybe you'll find it hilarious! It's a "free country." (Now THAT'S funny!)
In fact, it is rare to find any "conservative" who is, in any way, funny. (Or in any way conservative. But that's another post.)
The Right Wing even destroys people with a history of good humor. Dennis Miller, for example, used to be hilarious. Then he went "conservative" and has bombed virtually ever since.
quote:Originally posted by urnso77: It's a free country Gordon. Not my fault you have no sense of humor. It's a joke for crying out loud. The intolerance in this forum is appauling.
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urnso77, as long as you support the GOP, whose leader is either drinking, smoking pot, medicated, or some combination of all of them, I would keep the Green Party jokes to myself.
They kinda sorta make you look ignorant.
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