Ya might be a day trader if …………
You consider a Snickers, moon pie, bag of Fritos, and a Mountain Dew a three
Your butt sticks to your leather office chair because you did not take the time to dry off from the shower on your dash to see the streamer.
You order vanity plates for your car embossed
with the last ticker symbol you made it big with.
Your family understands the terms DD and MM.
Every conversation begins with "So what do you think about....?
You have incredible desires to chomp
really hard while eating M&M's.
You actually watch CNN Financials and QVC.