Allstocks Fun
For Women
For Men
Unisex

Join our Free Mailing List

Thoughts on Marriage

Thoughts on Marriage

You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead."

 ============================================

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!

 ============================================

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other woman replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

 ============================================

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

 ============================================

The bride, upon getting engaged, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

 Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

 ============================================

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

 ============================================

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat elsewhere.

 ============================================

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

 ============================================

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

 ============================================

Young Son: Is it true Dad, that in some countries a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

 ============================================

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."

 ============================================

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

The woman replied, "A billionaire."

 ============================================

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

 ============================================

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.

 ============================================

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.

 ============================================

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the guys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

 ============================================

Personally, I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

 ============================================

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

 ============================================

Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.

 ============================================
Author Unknown

 

 

[Allstocks Fun] [For Women] [For Men] [Unisex]

Allstocks.com Links Search Disclaimer

Allstocks.com Advertising

©1997 - 2013 Allstocks.com. All rights reserved.