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The latest alcohol warnings

The Latest Alcohol Warnings...

Alcohol warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to articles of clothing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your Friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible or worse bulletproof.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you!

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