Top ten things to never say to a woman during an
argument: (As a matter of fact, you would have to be
insane to use these lines under the circumstances!)
10. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
9. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed
8. You're just upset because
your but is beginning to spread...
7. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
6. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
4. Whoa, time out. Football is on!
3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!!!
2. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail????
...........and the #1 thing not to say during an
argument with a woman.....
1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing