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 Just the Facts!


1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
 world does it take to do the dishes?
 Both of them.

 2. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
 Put the remote control between his toes.

 3. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
 They don't have time.

 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize
 one egg?
 They don't stop and ask for directions.

 5. How does a man show that he is planning for the
 He buys two cases of beer.

 6. What is the difference between men and
 government bonds?
 The bonds mature.

 7. Why are blonde jokes so short?
 So men can remember them.

 8. How many men does it take to change a roll of
 toilet paper?
 We don't know; it has never happened.

 9. Why is it difficult to find men who are
 sensitive, caring and good looking?
 They all already have boyfriends.

 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her
 husband is every night?
 A widow.

 11.When do you care for a man's company?
 When he owns it.

 12.Why are married women heavier than single women?
 Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
 and go to bed.
 Married women come home, see what's in bed and go
 to the fridge.

 13. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
 God says: "So you would love her."
 "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
 God says: "So she would love you."

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