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I Could Be Late

I Could Be Late

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow  employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They  asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George  replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 6 minutes late.

 On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.

 Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed. The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.

 They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be six
 minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with  either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?'

 George replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy.  Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is  sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is  sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.''

 ''Well,'' one of the employees questioned, ''What happens if she is laying on her back?''

George replies, ''Then I am 6 minutes late.''
 

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