After her husband's checkup, a woman was called into the doctor's office. The doctor told her, "Your husband has a serious disease. There are several
things you'll have to do for him, or he will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant to him. Make him a nutritious lunch for work, and a especially nice meal for his
dinner at night. Don't give him chores, or that will increase his stress.
Don't discuss your problems with him either. Try to relax him in the evenings by wearing lingerie and giving him
Let him watch his favorite sports on TV. And most importantly, make love to him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you do these things for the next 10 months to a
year, I think he'll pull through."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the
doctor had told her.
"You're going to die." she replied.