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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

 Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

 Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

 Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." & gime this week!!!!!"

 When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

 Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Auther Unknown


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