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Golf Caddy Comments

Top Ten Golf Caddy Comments

10

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the
lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that
long?"

9

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on
this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the
earth."

8

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."


7

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5
iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually."

6

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the
world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much
of a conincidence."

5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the
time. It's too much

of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

4

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer
golf."

3

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"


Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any
day."

2

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played
on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an
hour ago."

1

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off,
sir."
 

 

 

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