God and Golf
Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing golf. Moses stepped up to the tee and drove a long one. It
landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward the water. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits
a nice long one directly toward the same water. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces
onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone and bounces
out over the water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped upon the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the
frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and
said, "I hate playing with your Dad."