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Food For Thought
Home is where you can say anything you
like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know
me here.
"I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get
the same effect just by standing up really fast."
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
Dyslexia means never having
to say that you're yrros.
If flying is so safe, why do they
call the airport the 'terminal'?
I see your IQ test results were negative.
Regular naps prevent old age.....
especially if you take them while driving.
I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
I think your problem is low self-esteem.
It is very common among losers."
If women can have PMS,
then men can have ESPN.
The most precious thing we have is life.
Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
I have learned there is little difference in husbands,
you might as well keep the first.
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;
if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
Travel is very educational. I can now say
"Kaopectate" in seven different languagesAuthor Unknown |
