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Food For Thought

Home is where you can say anything you
like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know
me here.

"I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get
the same effect just by standing up really fast."

Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

Dyslexia means never having
to say that you're yrros.

If flying is so safe, why do they
call the airport the 'terminal'?

I see your IQ test results were negative.

Regular naps prevent old age.....
especially if you take them while driving.

I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.

I think your problem is low self-esteem.
It is very common among losers."

If women can have PMS,
then men can have ESPN.

The most precious thing we have is life.
Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

I have learned there is little difference in husbands,
you might as well keep the first.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;
if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

Travel is very educational. I can now say
"Kaopectate" in seven different languages

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