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Can We Survive These People? MAKES ME WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE !!!!!!
I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu
and saw that you could have an order of 6,
9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a
half-dozen nuggets. "We don't have a half-
dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only
have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but
I can order six?" "That's right." So I
shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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A lady at work was seen putting a credit card
into her floppy drive and pulling it out very
quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing,
she said she was shopping on the Internet and
they asked for a credit card number, so she's
using the ATM "thingy".
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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I
asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now
I can't get into my car. Do you think they
(pointing to a distant convenient store) would have
a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you
have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote
thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys
to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked
the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there
and check about the batteries it's a long walk."
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Several years ago, we had an intern who was none
too swift. One day, he was typing and turned to a
secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper,"
the secretary told him. With that, the intern took
his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on
the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank"
copies.
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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a
large motor home was towed into the garage. The
front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra
in "Twister". I asked the manager what had happened.
He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
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IDIOTS AT WORK...
Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents.
Two for a dollar.
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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
My neighbor works in the operations department in
the central office of a large bank. Employees in
the field call him when they have problems with
their computers. One night he got a call from a
woman in one of the branch banks who had this
question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of
my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher
commented that the next day would be the shortest
day of the year. My lab partner became visibly
excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the
amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of
time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.Author(s) Unknown |
